Welcome to the Uncle Tom Manifesto. This is Fiddla G. Moore, and I am here to enlighten your mind to the Way of the Tom.
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The World of the Uncle Tom Kiss Ass is something that most people in America do not, cannot, will not, and of course do not want to see.
When you look at the news or step out and look around you, what do you see? A bunch of good-smilin’, clownin’ yassa-bossin’ negros, peckerwoods and cholos. Every time they finish a sentence they smile and skin and grin. “Yessir boss, you ain’t got to worry about me boss, let me tell it, boss!” – and the worst part is, they think that their ass kissing is OK.
Let’s tell it the way it is. Many of these Toms have a Shade Tree Puppet mindset. You might even be one of them. Yes, that’s right. You. How can we know for sure?
The Shade Tree Puppet is the kind of kiss ass that (and, by the way, he is a special kind of bastard fuck) who will do very little besides suck ass more than pretty much anyone else on his suck-ass job. The Shade Tree Puppet will spend a lot of time close to Boss. The Shade Tree Puppet will buy Boss baseball tickets, passes to Disneyland, etc.
Now when Boss knows he has a Shade tree, he sits under it and milks it for all it’s worth. You better know it – and if you complain about the Shade Tree, you had BETTER have some backup!
So who is the Shade Tree Puppet? When it comes to the Peckerwood, they are mainly the middle class on a suck-ass job. But when it comes to the floor personnel, there is no asking twice – 99.999% of the time, the Uncle Tom Cholo is a Shade Tree Puppet Hall of Famer! The Cholo will suck that ass, Yass That Boss, and UNCLE THAT TOM! The Negro, on the other hand, cannot be a Shade Tree Puppet on the most of the time. Not on the suck-ass job he can’t. No, the Negro is too damn dark to be a Shade Tree Puppet on the suck-ass job, and that is just the way it is.